Xydexx: The World's Favorite Inflatable Unicorn!
You're Never Alone with an Inflatable Unicorn.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Inflatable Unicorn.
Inflatable Unicorn Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Come Fly The Friendly Inflatable Unicorn.
Please Don't Squeeze The Inflatable Unicorn.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Inflatable Unicorn.
Poppin' Fresh Inflatable Unicorn.
Have an Inflatable Unicorn and Smile.
Nothing Sucks Like An Inflatable Unicorn.
Inflatable Unicorn Really Satisfies.
And so on and so on...
c/o The Advertising Slogan Generator
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Santa Could Be Left Shorthanded After Mall Reindeer Heist
"In a prank of larger-than-life proportions, the 19-foot-wide, 12-foot-tall inflatable reindeer was liberated from its prominent perch outside Tysons Corner Center sometime after the stores closed Sunday night. The reindeer, dubbed Ivy by mall employees, had been tethered atop the center's marquee sign on Route 7, one of the region's busiest thoroughfares."— The Washington Post, November 19, 2002
Oh, that's just terrible! Who would do such a thing??
Also: Tysons pleas with reindeer kidnappers
Why Rigel Should Direct The Next Indiana Jones Movie
"Rigel liked heroes like Indiana Jones, who panic, fear for their life, and run like hell when the killer explosive saw blades weilded by giant scorpions with assault rifles chase them down haunted abandoned mineshafts in outerspace amusement parks." —Rigelkitty
Now there's a movie I'd like to see! Why can't Hollywood think up great stuff like that?
All that's missing are the giant hydrogen-filled inflatable ponies and mob of angry villagers carrying flaming buckets of eggnog.
Went looking for the June 2002 checking account statement tonight.
Didn't find it. Instead I dug up a lot of modern ruins info (lots of info on Kensico, the mines at Fahnestock, a newspaper article on Dudleytown that Faelad gave me), my journal from 1989-1991...
...and the Boringville folder.
It has things in it.1
BEFORE USING ANY MICROSOFT PRODUCT, MICROSOFT RECOMMENDS THAT YOU HAVE A DOG. HAL DOES NOT LIVE. HAL EXISTS, AND HAL IS A HOUND DOG.
I love stuff like this2.
Sometimes the best way to get ahead is to go sideways.
I'm sweet and innocent. Really.
Must draw pictures tonight of Xydexx being used as a chew toy by lions or wolves or dragons3. Or something equally naughty.
Wallflower looked. Curiosity killed the weasel.
You neigh, "Youth culture killed my dog."
You neigh, "I don't think it's fair."
Malkoten buys Xydexx a new dog, a better dog, a _rubber_ dog :)
Xydexx ooohs. "It can be its own chew toy."
(But then what would I do?)
Y'know, I should draw that...
[Addendum: It's been like mrrrrr all day long here.]
In the Hall of Heads you may wear many hats.
It is a nice day.
I still wish I had videotaped Jon Stewart saying "mrrrrrr" though. That would've been fun.