We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Squeakypony1. Thank y'all for the comments. Feeling much better now.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
I like words.
What turns you on, inspires you?
Cool, interesting, intelligent, openminded people. The extraordinarily literate. Larry Wall. John Stuart Mill.
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
The New York City Subway, actually.
What sound do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
"I hope a monkey steals a car and runs you over!"
What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Picking up roadkill off the highway.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"We are technological creatures who venture to the bottom of ocean trenches, hop around on the moon and orbit the Earth so routinely that people on the ground forget that anyone's up there." —Joel Achenbach
"Look at the big picture. Don't focus in on two or three things to the exclusion of other things. Keep everything in context. Don't go out of your way to justify stuff that's obviously cool. Don't ridicule ideas merely because they're not the latest and greatest. Pick your own fashions. Don't let someone else tell you what you should like. 'Tsall good." —Larry Wall, Perl, the first postmodern computer language
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know." —Groucho Marx3
"I got a cute little pink pn0y with my McDonald's Happy Meal last night. IT WAS DELICIOUS." —Xydexx
Hit me with a blue flamingo!
I am a Collection of Elvis Impersonators.
I refine elastic nightmares with habitable abstract umbrellas. My perspective oranges enter forgotten densities of responsible soap. Evil lids of atomic paper eat my incomplete golf balls.
Who spices folded robots? The Utterly Surreal Test4
Verily, I squeak in equine delight like a marsupial-filled popcorn machine.
Wow! NEAT! The new LORD OF THE RINGS II trailer is out!
I like the part where the thing that looks like Margaret Thatcher's head with scary pointy teeth is flying around in outer space orbiting the earth and the giant pixelated bunny hops around London while it's on fire, and then the mackerel attack the planet but Margaret Thatcher shoots laser beams out of her eyes and destroys them, and the bunny smooches Margaret Thatcher and turns her into a kitty and they live happily ever after!5
I love the internet... because no matter what obscure and wacky stuff you're interested in, there's probably other people that are into it too.6
For example, the North American Tiddlywinks Association.
They have world championships, you know...
You enjoy the fandom because you get back what you put into it! You're intelligent, well-behaved, and fun to be around. You stay positive, support the things you like, and try to set a good example for others. You hang around with cool and interesting people, and tend to avoid the angsty whiners. You think mean people suck.
Click here to see what kind of furry YOU are.7