XYDEXX - Bringing you the truth in a world gone Uni.

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We are the world, or at least our little part of it.

In case I haven't mentioned it lately, I think the internet is an amazingly cool thing1.

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HONG KONG (Reuters) - A container packed with more than half a million ping pong balls burst into flames in Hong Kong, apparently because of the sweltering heat.

No one was injured in the fire in the New Territories late on Tuesday afternoon, which sent a worker diving for cover and also damaged a truck nearby.

"The blast was probably caused by air expansion inside the ping pong balls," a police spokesman said on Wednesday.

Hong Kong residents have flocked to the territory's many beaches in recent weeks to escape temperatures which have climbed as high as 34 degrees Celsius.

Newspapers said the temperature inside the metal container was far higher.

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Dade churrrs, "Jeezus on a pogo stick. Ever had one of those days where everything seems to blow up all at once?"

Xydexx's ears perk up.

Xydexx neighs, "I only wish I had days like that."

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Toon Physics 101: All cartoon characters are inflatable.

Name          On Line Idle    My hovercraft is full of eels.
Xydexx           0:10  0s  Riding the Cheshire Cat like a cheap pool toy.
350 players are connected.

Just thought I'd mention it.

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They Might Be Germans? (All your birdhouse are belong to us.)

Blue canary in the link by the bright switch, who monitors over you?
Form a small bird house in your soul.
A too fine point on it to set, legends am not I the only bee in your cap.
Form a small bird house in your soul.

Systran2 is neat but sometimes I wonder if it really says what I want it to say...

There is a figure opposite of me, my original sex, which kept the beaches ship wreck free on rocky banks and.

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Yeah, baby!

Friar Emeritus of Nipples, Xydexx Squeakypony

From the Random Title Generator, which is no longer functioning. Have some scary squirrels instead.

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A smoochy tiger is what you need to chase your troubles away.

Rigel is the smoochy tiger who helps put things in perspective. No worries.

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Get Yerself Out Of A Rut

  • Try new kinds of food
  • Meet new kinds of people
  • Read magazines/books that you've never read before
  • Take a different way home from work

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Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing... I want to play SimPony3!

(Dr.-Cat-Style Disclaimer: Xydexx doesn't usually run around the house yelling "ARSE!" in the evening. Usually.)

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1 This was specifically referring to the ability to translate and be able to talk to people in different languages. Especially German.
2 I used Systran back in the day before Google offered online translation. Today babelfishing the same They Might Be Giants lyrics gets you a result which is more accurate, but less amusing: "Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch / Who watches over you / Make a little birdhouse in your soul / Do not put too fine a point on it / Let's say I'm the only bee in your bonnet / Make a little birdhouse in your soul."
3 There are a wide variety of pony sims out there, such as PonyBox, Pony Sim, and Howrse.
4 The Hi doesn't work anymore, and needs some explaining: It was a meme that made its way around LiveJournal circa October 2001, where you would post "Hi." and link it to the entry you got it from, which would be an entry in someone else's journal that said "Hi." and linked to someone else's journal, and so on, and so on, and so on. Eventually you could Follow The Hi all the way back to the original entry. You Can't Go There Anymore because The Hi has since been broken by a combination of friends-locked entries and deleted LiveJournal accounts. I don't even know where the original is anymore.

The Holey Bubble

Chapter 1-10
Chapter 11-20
Chapter 21-30
Chapter 31-40
Chapter 41-50
Chapter 51-60
Chapter 61-70
Chapter 71-80
Chapter 81-90
Chapter 91-100

Karl Xydexx Jorgensen