The ULTIMATE HORSE NOZZLE Page!

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Horse Nozzles!

Has this ever happened to you? You're searching Google and minding your own business, and enter a perfectly normal search term... like "blurpsnurd" or "knorbly" or perhaps even "ultimate horse nozzle".

But instead of Google giving you the results you want, it butts in with "Hey, did you mean 'ultimate hose nozzle'? Only a complete weirdo would be looking for mythical magical HORSE NOZZLES on the internet. You probably wanted hose nozzles. Yes. Let's give you those instead."

And then you're all like, "No, Google. You heard me the first time. I AM SEEKING THE ULTIMATE HORSE NOZZLE. Move aside, I will not be thwarted in my quest!"

And then you're disappointed when you don't find any webpages about horse nozzles.

"Oh," you say, with a sigh of unsatisfied longing, "won't someone please create a webpage about horse nozzles?"

We Know What You Want

At last your search is over. Eccentric internet weirdo Xydexx Squeakypony has created this page to satisfy you and your insatiable lust for horse nozzles. Indeed, one may even go so far as to say this is THE ULTIMATE HORSE NOZZLE PAGE.

The pictures below are provided to you compliments of Xydexx's life-size inflatable palomino, which was pumped up just for this occasion. That's right, O Intrepid Seeker of Horse Nozzles: JUST FOR YOU!

Have a gander below at some of the best pictures of horse nozzles on the internet!

inflation nozzle on inflatable palomino by xydexx
Inflation nozzle on inflatable palomino.

inflation nozzle on side of inflatable horse by xydexx
The inflation nozzle on the side of the inflatable horse.

you could unplug the horse's inflation nozzle by xydexx
You could reach under and unplug the horse's inflation nozzle.

but that would be naughty by xydexx
But that would be naughty.

the ultimate horse nozzle by xydexx
Do you dare to touch the ultimate horse nozzle?

inflatable palomino by xydexx
Xydexx's inflatable palomino waits patiently.

nozzle on horse's tail by xydexx
The inflatable horse even has a nozzle on its tail.

life-size inflatable horse by xydexx
This inflatable horse is life-size and ready for anything. Unless you unplug its nozzle.

Unfortunately, I couldn't resist and unplugged my noble steed after the photo shoot. WHOOSH! All deflated and folded up now, sorry. But be sure to check out this page for more exciting adventures with inflatable horses in the future.

Link To Us!

Are you a fan of inflatable horses or their nozzles? Link to us!

The URL for this page is http://www.xydexx.net/pronkpower/ultimate-horse-nozzle.htm

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Created November 17, 2010 by Karl Xydexx Jorgensen